ENGLISH 101

1. I couldn't care a damn! (WHEW!)
2. What's your next class before this? (ANO DAW???!!!)
3. Nothing in this world is perfect except the word "change". (YEAH RIGHT?!)
4. Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? (100000 TIMES)
5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs! (TRANSLATION: DAMING DALANG PASALUBONG NG TATAY KO..GALING NO?!)
6. Standard and Chartered Bank (SAN BA TALAGA KUYA?)
7. I'm very iterated!!! (TRANSLATION:GALIT SHA!..AT TALAGANG MAY KARAPATANG MAGALIT!)
8. I'm sorry, my boss just passed away. (TRANSLATION: KAKADAAN LANG NG BOSS KO. LOL!)
9. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait? (E KUNG IKAW KAYA MAGHINTAY?!)
10. What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano? (AY! AY ANO BA YUN???!!!AAAHHHHAAAHHAH!)
11. Don't touch me not! (HINDI NA NGA DIBA?!)
12. Hello?... For a while, please hang yourself... (PATAYIN KA BA?!)
13. Its spilled milk under the bridge. (OH,YES?!)
14. Don't change anything! Keep it at ease. (HA?!!! O CIGE NA NGA!!)
15. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?(IPAKAIN BA ANG KIDNEY SA BATA)
16. You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore! (O YES, ANYMORE!)
17. Out of fit ako these days eh... (TRANSLATION: DI SYA NAKAKAPAGEXERCISE)
18. Come, lets join us! (OH COME ON?!)
19. Bring down the house down! (IBABA NATEN NG HUSTO!)
20. I'm the world champion of the World!!! (DI KA LANG CHAMPION..THE BEST KA PA?!)