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Word for the Day

GULLIBLE (ga-lee-bol)

The only word that is not in the dictionary. Go look.

I swear, gullible is not there.

Horoscope for the Day

TAURUS

Good day to try impressing someone in authority. Why not show them how good you are at making under-arm noises? That's always good for making a lasting impression.

Number for the Day

TWO

Move two steps backward.

HELFUL TIFS POR PORTUNE

Word for the Day

FARTICLES (fahr-tee-kels)

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

Horoscope for the Day

LEO

Keep doing what you do best and don't stop until the sun reaches your dreams to the far end side of the corner for there are matters to which only the heart and not the soul can be found in the universe because everyone is there not to revolve around who.

Number for the Day

ONE

Give one peso, dollars, dirhams or any curreny to anyone who thinks they can reach their own shoulders using their palm.

Have a fruitful May 16, 2008! :)

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ZZZZzzz....omg it's fffafayb terrty? why so soon? what it is this stupid clock.

Self-confessed Sucker for Knights

Im taken.

Taken by the best. Atleast in my world. Til this day I can never ever forget the very first conversation I had with him. I sat beside mumi to eat (the ever 24hrs McDo delivery), and HE was sitting behind me. I knew it was my opportunity to strike up a conversation or simply just to get noticed..so I said, "hey in-add kta tagged ha?" he replied, "..ah..ok". *Yey me :)* What?! I didn't say it was magical or anything.

After all the drama, 228 days and counting. Then subtract the days in 1 month you'll get the real date. LOL. I'm very much happy with who and what I have right now. Cliche I know, but it's actually more than I bargained for. Yet at the back of my head, I can never forget the person/s whom I've hurt in the process of "finding myself" (benta b mumi?). Kidding aside, it's not something I'm proud of. I can never take back what I've done in the past, given chance to change it I'd still make the same sweetest sin. Well maybe try not to hurt someone would sound better. But hey, this is not a fairy tale--real life screws us all even before we hit puberty.

What really got me was his modern day knighthood. I'm such a sucker for gentlemen. You know..the one who lets the ladies go first, holds your hand when you're goin down the JEEP! (gosh I miss jeepneys T_T), hands you his hanky if you're sweating like a darn pig on a treadmill. Cheesy? To each his own. I was so surprised that behind those hard core exteriors (with sexy attributes), a kind of lumber jack appeal (with scruffy hair), lies a sleeping knight waiting to be awaken by a damsel..which by the way is in distress no more. Turns out, it's the knight who needs saving.

Kissed the knight which later turned into a frogzilla. THE END. LOLLLERZZ!! I MISS YOU NIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!HUHUHUHUHU!!

The Damsel's Furry Friends

The damsel has more than she could ask for in Doobie land, she has her momsel, sistel, nice & easy job, magnificent creature buddies from work and last but not the least, she has her knight by her side. Yet, during the night when it's dark (coz it's night) the damsel still misses and wishes her fairy friends are also in Doobie land.

The damsel misses her bestest fwend in tha whole galaxy..Kinkeeroterz. Kinkeeroterz now has a mini kinkeeroterz named Reighn Kirsten a.k.a Buknay, such a lovely baby. She misses all her Highschool gal pals from St. Fairys Academy. Princess Cax-a-lot, the damsel's shopping tandem!!There's hopeless romantic Rizzangzang who always have schedules for out-of-towns, everyday is an out-of-town day. Ghiepox, now a ceritifed nurse (how tha hell did that happen?! haha jux! muah!) and also now has a beautiful bouncing baby toy-i mean boy or is it a girl? (dang!). Pachot Marshmallows who always looks so sweet..take note, "looks" sweet. LOL. Ellalush the jawbreaker, hard on the outside yet sweet and yummy on tha inside. Shashagaborzski or Ate Shawy the giggle queen, which the damsel didn't see quite often. *sobs*. Bibivivien the "ïm not a girl not yet a woman" woman, err girl, ladyy? and is happily taken and blessed with an angel. There's also Carlakickerz tha friendly neighborhood single gal (hopefully she finds her knight too).

After highschool the damsel went to Witchcolastica's College where she met her 2nd family. First ofcourse, the one and only "tangng ina"--typo, "tanging ina". How could a damsel ever describe someone who is much more superior than her? (joke!) Mumi, I don't know why she's called mommy because really she acts more like a baby. LOLZZ! Then there's Demethreea, the damsel's twin sister. It's like they're sharing one embylical cord. Twodis, the walking organizer. The damsel owes her a lot because twodis keeps the damsel and tenten on track. Then there's Tenten who lives online, such a pretty lady shouldn't be hiding behind the PC.

The damsel's fairy friends are always missed and will never be forgotten. Her memories and bond with them are written in stone and no one or nothing could ever change that.

If a genie would grant the damsel one wish, just one wish, it'll be...




a brand new castle, what else!! Nyahahahha!!

The Damsel and the Knight conquers Doobie Land.

November it was when the damsel decided to depart the Kingdom of Builders Inc. She wanted to pursue her long life dream of doing..nothing. It's a full time job that needs constant dedication and perseverance. It wasn't easy but the damsel managed to do it for 4 months. She spent most of those months visiting her knight who was also pursuing the same dreams of nothingness.

After getting tired of living the dream, the damsel then set out to grace Doobie land with her presence wherein her momsel and sistel are also residing. The mango sheik of Doobie land was honored to have the damsel in his land. In fact he was so pleased, that he gave the damsel a spot in his magical kingdom which we can call Jumbo Empire Tower. The damsel was totally clueless on what she has gotten herself into but what the heck pays good silver and gold..and bronze and tungsten. She's now positioned in a rainbow colored kingdom full of different magnificent creatures.

The knight was devastated to be left alone without his damsel. And so, he embarked on a journey to Doobie land where he can be reunited with his beautiful dream girl (*cough*cough* sorry naman!) -- reunited with his damsel. The knight is still currently living the dream. But not for long because soon enough the mango sheik would also bestow the knight with a prominent spot in Doobie land.

Although the damsel is so effin' jealous of the knight because he gets to tour around Doobie land, he even watched Iron Man without his damsel!!!..the damsel is really happy (effin' happy, ecstatic) for his knight coz he also is now reunited with his momight and dadight. THE END.

Orphaned Damsel

My Parents cut down my allowance to $5000 a week. How could I live with that amount?! Then they made me move from my castle to their mansion. Geez, I can't stay there. And guess what? They even took my Ferrari and left me with a 2007 Cadillac Escalade. OMG! That's so last year!! Like, my friends are gonna laugh at me when they see me riding that piece of garbage! Tsk tsk..They're mad at me because I found out that I'm not their real daughter, so okay, they don't want to treat me like a princess nor a queen. I found out last week that I was a daughter of a Greek couple..I mean, it's not my fault if I want to be treated like a Goddess.