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The Damsel's Factory That Can't Sell Shité

For Sale: One Brain

State: Slightly damaged due to packaging. (Big skull, Puny brain)

Price: Exchange it with yours.

Location: Sometimes up in the sky, most of the time I'm sitting on it.

Description: Never been used for 21 yrs. Fast processor. Low memory storage.

Others: Buy now and get 4 gig expandable trash bin memory for free.

Blissful

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! ;) Take note, that's for the whole hotel not only in our department. *buhat chair* Bear with me please, the last time I won any trophies was when I was in HS. And it was only because they have no one else to give it to. Winner by default. Haha! But na-ah, not this time. Out of 32 nominees from different departments, different nationalities, age, sex, face, hair, nose, ears etc. I bagged the honey :)

Too bad I wasn't present during the awarding. I was late. I mean they were early. My TL told me that I should've received the Best Latecomer Award instead. LOL. WHATEVER. *cloud 9 ;)*

How To: Pass Time

METHOD I: The Hard Way

What you need:
*Billboard
*Pen and Paper
*TV news crew
*Cellphone

Steps:
1. Find the highest billboard.
2. Climb it (but make sure you're still audible to the crowd below).
3. Find the perfect angle wherein you will look good on camera.
4. Start blaming your in-laws. (note: write down in advance the names of your boss, enemies, or anyone who's giving you a hard time so you can mention all of them also)
5. Once your finished you may now call your husband/wife so that they can "persuade" you to come back down. (note: only call your husband/wife if you're 101% sure that they don't want you to jump)

METHOD II: The Easy Way

What you need:
*Gun
*Knife
*Any sharp object (like your seatmates arse)

Steps:
1. Use the gun, knife or your seatmates arse to engage in coitus with yourself.

The Damsel's Factory That Can't Sell Shité

For Sale: One Heart

State: In horrible condition.

Price: Negotiable...Will take anything for it.

Location: Just cut it out of my chest and end this suffering.

Description: Used for 21 yrs. Badly broken, stitched together, very fragile. Handle with care.

Others: Buy now and get extra rice for free.

My Mom Taught Me To Never Tell A Lie.

My mom is not like any other mom, she's a cool mom. Well everybody thinks their own mom is cool, but lemme put it this way, I HATE it that she's cool. She knows the lastest trends, the latest gossips, what's hip and out. Dude I tell ya, she's cramping my style. And to top it all off, she knows exactly when I'm not telling the truth. Sucks! She could totally read right through me. I have learned my lesson long before and eversince I could remember I have never told my mom any lies or even half truths.

Mom I know eventually you'll stumble upon my blog magically like that one time when you happen to "accidentally" find my pack of cigarettes at the mostest bottomest cornerest part of my deep dark wardrobe. So, can I go to this uber partee this Wednesday? I promise I'll do the dishes for one week :)

My mom ^__^, isn't she juz lovely?

Hee hee!! You know I love you soo much! I feel lucky and grateful everyday that you are no doubt my biological mom. (deym!) soo can i goooo??? hahahaha! muah muah muah!!

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KBI - Kilabot ng Bilyaran/Bideoke/Blog/Baraha at Inuman

4 months ku yan pinagisipan.

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ZZZZzzz....omg it's fffafayb terrty? why so soon? what it is this stupid clock.

The Damsel's Furry Friends

The damsel has more than she could ask for in Doobie land, she has her momsel, sistel, nice & easy job, magnificent creature buddies from work and last but not the least, she has her knight by her side. Yet, during the night when it's dark (coz it's night) the damsel still misses and wishes her fairy friends are also in Doobie land.

The damsel misses her bestest fwend in tha whole galaxy..Kinkeeroterz. Kinkeeroterz now has a mini kinkeeroterz named Reighn Kirsten a.k.a Buknay, such a lovely baby. She misses all her Highschool gal pals from St. Fairys Academy. Princess Cax-a-lot, the damsel's shopping tandem!!There's hopeless romantic Rizzangzang who always have schedules for out-of-towns, everyday is an out-of-town day. Ghiepox, now a ceritifed nurse (how tha hell did that happen?! haha jux! muah!) and also now has a beautiful bouncing baby toy-i mean boy or is it a girl? (dang!). Pachot Marshmallows who always looks so sweet..take note, "looks" sweet. LOL. Ellalush the jawbreaker, hard on the outside yet sweet and yummy on tha inside. Shashagaborzski or Ate Shawy the giggle queen, which the damsel didn't see quite often. *sobs*. Bibivivien the "ïm not a girl not yet a woman" woman, err girl, ladyy? and is happily taken and blessed with an angel. There's also Carlakickerz tha friendly neighborhood single gal (hopefully she finds her knight too).

After highschool the damsel went to Witchcolastica's College where she met her 2nd family. First ofcourse, the one and only "tangng ina"--typo, "tanging ina". How could a damsel ever describe someone who is much more superior than her? (joke!) Mumi, I don't know why she's called mommy because really she acts more like a baby. LOLZZ! Then there's Demethreea, the damsel's twin sister. It's like they're sharing one embylical cord. Twodis, the walking organizer. The damsel owes her a lot because twodis keeps the damsel and tenten on track. Then there's Tenten who lives online, such a pretty lady shouldn't be hiding behind the PC.

The damsel's fairy friends are always missed and will never be forgotten. Her memories and bond with them are written in stone and no one or nothing could ever change that.

If a genie would grant the damsel one wish, just one wish, it'll be...




a brand new castle, what else!! Nyahahahha!!

Orphaned Damsel

My Parents cut down my allowance to $5000 a week. How could I live with that amount?! Then they made me move from my castle to their mansion. Geez, I can't stay there. And guess what? They even took my Ferrari and left me with a 2007 Cadillac Escalade. OMG! That's so last year!! Like, my friends are gonna laugh at me when they see me riding that piece of garbage! Tsk tsk..They're mad at me because I found out that I'm not their real daughter, so okay, they don't want to treat me like a princess nor a queen. I found out last week that I was a daughter of a Greek couple..I mean, it's not my fault if I want to be treated like a Goddess.