Fairy Tales for the Dummies

Once upon a time, in a far-away Kingdom of Builders Inc. lived a knight who was so freakin bored of doin the same shit everyday. Then came along this fugly damsel who immediately noticed the restless knight who in return, ignored her. Major iggy mode. Then one faithful day the knight got situated from his fortress to the damsel's castle. They got to know each other better and shared nuisance and crap. But the knight had a peasant girlfriend waiting back home and tha damsel..well?? let's just say it's complicated. The peasant girlfriend slash witch slash fugliest of them all threatens to summon tha dragon-fly eating ant if ever tha knight leaves her to marry tha damsel. (Why that no good son of a!! slash.) Hence, that didn't stopped the damsel coz she really had her eyes set upon this uncunningly drop dead gorgeous knight (Hunnie enge pera) so she did her best to sweep tha knight's feet off tha dirty carpet (with coffee stains by the way). After a month of hard courtship and persuasion, the knight finally caved-in to tha damsel's wishes and left his peasant hag of an ogre-I mean, girlfriend then asked the damsel's hand for marriage. And so, they lived happily ever after. THE END.




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