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Monday, April 28, 2008

Fairy Tales for the Dummies

Once upon a time, in a far-away Kingdom of Builders Inc. lived a knight who was so freakin bored of doin the same shit everyday. Then came along this fugly damsel who immediately noticed the restless knight who in return, ignored her. Major iggy mode. Then one faithful day the knight got situated from his fortress to the damsel's castle. They got to know each other better and shared nuisance and crap. But the knight had a peasant girlfriend waiting back home and tha damsel..well?? let's just say it's complicated. The peasant girlfriend slash witch slash fugliest of them all threatens to summon tha dragon-fly eating ant if ever tha knight leaves her to marry tha damsel. (Why that no good son of a!! slash.) Hence, that didn't stopped the damsel coz she really had her eyes set upon this uncunningly drop dead gorgeous knight (Hunnie enge pera) so she did her best to sweep tha knight's feet off tha dirty carpet (with coffee stains by the way). After a month of hard courtship and persuasion, the knight finally caved-in to tha damsel's wishes and left his peasant hag of an ogre-I mean, girlfriend then asked the damsel's hand for marriage. And so, they lived happily ever after. THE END.




WAHHAHAHAHA!

Love's a risk. Take it, it's worth it.

Falling inlove is horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like "maybe we should be just friends" turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

And yet, I am..so deeply inlove with my Hunnie. ~_~

Truth behind the Beauty Myths

For curiosity’s sake, sometimes there is a need to ask. Do the beauty practices handed down to us by our mothers, grandmothers and girlfriends that we have religiously observed through the years hold a grain of scientific truth in them, or are they merely beauty myths spun by old wives? Let’s find out.

Beauty Myth #1: Plucking white hairs yields more white hairs.
This is definitely just a
beauty myth. Our hair whitens as part of the natural process of aging, and some of us see our hair start turning white earlier than usual compared to others. It only seems to us that we are having more and more gray hair after we see our first strand of white because our mind is now trained to look for the grays in our mane, and so we are now more likely to notice.

Beauty Myth #2: Shaving the hair makes it grow back thicker.
This is definitely another beauty myth as well. Shaved hair seems to grow back thicker only because when we shave, the razor cuts the hair off only on the skin’s surface. They were not plucked off directly from the follicle. Therefore, when the hair grows back, the wide part of the strand grows out, making the hair appear thicker.

Beauty Myth #3: Mayonnaise makes for a great conditioner.
No, this one is not a myth. Mayonnaise, as long as it is real, does make for a great
hair conditioner. The oil and eggs that can be found in real mayonnaise is rich in fatty acids and protein that nourishes the hair.

Beauty Myth #4: Applying ice to the skin makes the pores smaller.
Nothing can make the pores smaller. The size of our pores is the result of genetics, not of temperature applied on the skin, so some people just have smaller pores than others.

Beauty Myth #5: Toothpaste can cure pimples
Well, yes. Toothpaste has menthol and other active ingredients that can dry up a pimple and make it heal much quickly than if left alone. However, the same active ingredients in toothpaste that can heal a pimple can also dry up and irritate the skin of your face, so it is better to use a pimple cream rather than toothpaste for your pimple.

Beauty Myth #6: Applying beer on the skin before going for a sun tan results in a golden glow.
No, not true. In fact, you should avoid sun tanning altogether, unless you are going to use a
self-tanner. Applying beer before going for a tan does not do anything for the skin. Some people are just prone to getting a golden tan, while others naturally turn red as a lobster under the sun. It is, again, a matter of genetics.

Beauty Myth #7: Crossing the legs leads to varicose veins.
Not really. The true causes of varicose veins are yet unknown, but again, some people are more prone to having them because of factors like heredity, age and weight. Crossing the legs will not cause you to have varicose veins, but if you already have them, it can make the condition worse.

Beauty Myth #8: Washing the feet when tired will make the veins swell.
The veins in the feet really swell when the feet are tired. It is the body’s own automatic attempt to soothe the tiredness of the feet. In fact, it is indeed best to soak the feet in warm water to further increase the blood circulation to your lower extremities, so as to take the tiredness away.